Because reading the twitter question response posting, which I appreciate the FFXI dev team making don't get me wrong, I'm surprised "BUT THOU MUST!!!" hasn't appeared yet in its contents. It's all role-playingy and stuff. If an actual player wrote on Twitter, "Q: Oh, the Twilight God strike me down! Had I only known that a glorious day such as the February minor version update would come when Artifact Armor could be entrusted to Porter Moogles—the Goddess bless their gentle hearts—I never would have dreamed of casting aside my hard-won set! Will my beloved equipment be lost to me forever? *Sniff*" I have a fire he (no girls on the Internet) can go die in.